Skeeter Plews Lyrics
Key: G
Chorus:
Hey wouldn't life be a rondeevoo if skeeters had beaver plews
cops wrote tickets on a buffalo rug - and the I R S paid you
and when it rained your basement leaked pure home made mountain dew
wouldn't life be a rondeevoo if skeeters had beaver plews
If your house had poles to hold it up and stakes to hold 'er down
your car could run on a bale of hay and your mother-in-law's out of town
your groceries come in a leather sack and they didn't cost a leg or two
wouldn't life be a rondeevoo if skeeters had beaver plews
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If your next door neighbor was a babblin brook and a geat big white oak tree
wild turkeys runnin through the open woods just as far as the eye can see
your firewood pile last a hundred years skies were always blue
wouldn't life be a rondeevoo if skeeters had beaver plews
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Now when I die the good lord willin it'll be at a rondeevoo
wrap me up in m' old capote and sing me a song or two
and when your done and packin up nobody shed no tears
Just stick me up in a tree somewhere and I'll wait for you right here
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And macdonalds served venison stew.